Float Club

Aaaarrrrgggghhhh! Bring a spring upon ‘er,
ye scurvy grog blossom!!
Dead Burningmen tell no tales..

Avast, ye bilge-sucking buckos! All hand hoy!
Man your chase gun, cleave him to the brisket
and blow the Floatingman down
to Davy Jones' locker to feed the fish!!

Let’s get squiffy and crack Jenny’s teacup!!
Batten down the hatches and stay a fathom apart, ye landlubbers.


There are 71 individually colored boarding passes to Floatingman currently in existance.
If this is your first time at Float Club, you have to float...

Floatingman 2020 boarding passes

You can get a good running start from the dock or we can tow the moon shot to a pier and get your chubbiest floatmate to drop like a stock sending you to the moon! 🌊🔵🚀🌔💦
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